Sporty Mr. SEBASTIAAN GROENEN of London believes he has finally found a muscle-boosting protein shake that actually tastes nice. MYOPLEX milkshakes are available in a range of classic American diner-inspired flavours – the fetching example shown above tastes of fresh bananas. SEBASTIAAN buys it at the MARKET SPORTS gym in Shoreditch. And even though he isn’t sure whether the shake will ever pump us his muscles, he does find that ordering a shake is the perfect way to strike up a conversation with fellow jocks hanging around the gym’s bar area.




















COMMENTS
World Man About Town:
Myoplex milkshakes? Seriously, Fantastic Man? Are we scraping the bottom of the barrel for sartorial news items? No offence, but anyone who has set foot in a gym or a sports nutrition store just once has seen this. Can we have more investigative fashion journalism in the good way you got us used to, please?
Lineage of Influence:
Go to the gym? Sod that. Just go running every morning and spend the money you save on gym membership on clothes instead.
jake:
you don’t need a shake to talk to any guys. you just need looks, charisma, money or a mix of the three.
matteo:
gay.
was it myoplex original, deluxe , lite or carb sense?
edgar:
It looks YUMMERS!
Simon:
Go to the gym? Sod that. Just go running every morning and spend the money you save on gym membership on clothes instead.